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You can't get there from here

If I get lost I'll try not to ask someone from Suffolk County Council for directions.

In an attempt to guide traffic away from one particular back road, the council have erected signs at each end suggesting alternative routes. At least, I think that was the plan. In fact they've got the signs the wrong way round. So drivers in Martlesham Heath are treated with advice on how to get to Martlesham Heath while those in Woodbridge are advised to use the A12 to get to where they already are.

The signs have been up a week already and no-one else seems to have noticed. I give them six months before the mistake is finally spotted.