Greenbelt

Let's praise

What are these people doing?

1. Drinking beer
2. Singing hymns
3. Drinking beer and singing hymns

If you answered c, you've just stumbled across the formula for many people's "Greenbelt moment" of the year: Beer and Hymns.

You could spot the clergy in the audience. They were the ones scrawling on a scrap of paper: cancel mission concert; serve beer instead.