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Biogooglephry

Just so we're clear: I don't offer a variety of medical services.

I've never qualified for the national bridge finals, my abitions stretch beyond college and I've never been to Toronto.

I'm not a fan of watercolours, a master craftsman or a long-distance runner. I didn't die in 1929.

I used to play the viola, but I went to Imperial, not the Royal Academy of Music. Since college I've worked for BT, but I've never used Visual Basic. I'm not a member of the Professional Speakers Association, but I'd like to think the visual elements of my talks are unique.

I have however just spent the best past of an hour chuckling along with my class of clones.

(I wanted to publish a photo with this story, but there are too many good ones to choose from.)